Brilliantly Ridiculous Inventions

What do you have in mind?
Eliminate a problem, remove an inconvenience, squash an annoyance.

Sometimes the best solutions seem ridiculous because no one has ever thought of them before.

Be brave! Be Bold! Be original!

Or just be silly….

Ideas welcome here – Join in!!!!!

84 responses

  1. I am thinking of making a silly machine that is very catchy and catches everyone’s eye and makes them laugh!

  2. i would invent a golf ball with a bouncy ball inside it and hollow out the rubber ball and that would allow you to hit the golf ball farther.

  3. nice idea but maybe we should make something more un-serious

  4. I am thinking of making a white board or a black board that would let children like class more because the white board would not be used for math. It would have a kind of pen that you would just think of the colour and it would come out, so you would be able to have it write anything you want. The white board would have a space that anybody could go and write on it. Another invention I would make would be glasses that you did not have to wear anything at all, and you would not look hideous by wearing something really big in front of you. I would make a thing that all you do is go home and put your finger to your eye and you would have 20 out of 20 vision. It would be the best thing, and you would only need it once. The rest of the times, you could just put your finger up to your eye and it would work still.

  5. I would invent a mood floor so where ever your family members went it would show you their mood so you would treat them depending on what the color of the floor is. Example:Red=Angry,Blue=Sad etc.etc.

  6. I agree with Dylan’s idea since it is more effective. I also agree with Sophie’s idea because more people need to laugh!

  7. i would envent a silly thing toy what ever
    but it would also be helpful πŸ™‚

  8. what if someone envented a jack in the box
    but there would have a toy car or airplanle
    lancher or it would have a pie in it it would be very cool if someone did. =)

  9. i would invent a zip line attached to you and you would just go on the zip line to places without getting up so you wouldn’t half to walk to any where

  10. i would invent a special kind of wall for wall ball. the wall would sense if the player got to the wall first or the ball. the catch, it can’t sense fumbles

  11. i would make an invention that will start off with me pushing on a first class lever then a candle lit a bomb and the bomb explodes and lets a spark on a jack in the box and it would pop out and cut a balloon and string onto a lemonade pitcher and it would pour the lemonade in a glass, and i would drink it!!:-)

  12. Have you ever seen something that catches your eye and you don’t have a camera with you? Are you an agent who wants to take a picture but wants a disguise as well? Then try out the camto. The camto is a pair of glasses that for a lens,is a camera lens! If you want to zoom in or out, you turn a knob on the side of the camto. The camto looks exactly like glasses, so it is the perfect disguise! To take the picture, all you have to do is move your head from side to side (the camto has a motion censer in it). Wait, do you already have glasses??? If you do, you can bring your camto to your local eye person, they have already been trained to put in the correct kind of lens for you! Call now to get your camto today!

  13. I think they should make a golf ball with a little tracking device in it.So if you hit it into the bushes and can’t find were it is you just look on your GPS and you can find it.

  14. I would make a machine that makes you bald in the summer, or even have shorter hair in the summer . In the winter and some times the fall your hair would become very long to keep you warm.

  15. I would make wrapping paper for any holiday and the picture on the paper would smell like it. So if it was candy canes it would smell like the real deal or a christmas tree the wrapping paper would smell like soft pine on a winters day. That is my idea!!!!!!!!!

  16. Um,Olivia, it is called a pair of scissors…

  17. evry one has such awsome ideas so far

  18. great idea Rebeccca πŸ™‚

  19. I would invent a donkey with HUGE eyes and it can turn small and tall and …well let’s see …what ever you want.
    You could bring the donkey to school and instead of having your poor mom and dad to make your lunch you just tell the donkey what you want and the donkey would disappear for five seconds then reappear with what you wished for. Also if you do not have any money you kindly ask the donkey for some money and POP! There it is the amount of money needed. The donkey can also change in any colour you want even rainbow!!!!!

  20. When your alarm clock goes off, there is a sensor under your bed and if you sit up then your alarm turns off!!!!!!!!!
    And then you can go back to sleep.$$$$$$$$$

  21. Well,you know when your parents are always complaining about how they do not want to do th dishes.I would invent a dish that would soak up all of the dirt and germes so we could use less effort force.Nobody would ever have to wash a dish again…………………………………………………………………………………………..sorry,………………………………….it’s fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok ,all stop!

  22. They are all great ideas but who will enter the contest??????

  23. Lydie – Any student can enter the contest! It’s really up to you!

    See the brochure that was handed out today for details on how to enter….

  24. Yay but what kinda bugs me is once you enter it it’s theres so they could use it make even sell it! but my idea is a lolipop that when you press a button at the bottom it plays a song or makes a funny noise and it will say on the pakage what the button does It will make a sound because a little plastic coated(it plastic coated because if it got wet it would electrofie you now you know why hairdryers say don’t do near water) speaker is in the base of the candy part

  25. I would invent a giant umbrella to cover your whole house.So if you walked outside your front door while it was raining you would’nt get wet.

  26. I think that everybody’s ideas are awesome!!! I really like the idea about a wall that senses things for wall ball. Everybody: I can’t believe that we have so many people! This is an awesome idea by… MR.T!!!

  27. I would invent a machine where if you need to organize papers or something there is this box, and when you put all of your stuff in the box ,the box will imedietly organize all of your stuff!!!!!!!!!! BYE:)

  28. πŸ™‚

  29. Everybody is doing so well already!!! πŸ™‚

  30. I am thinking of a new invention. It would be for adults, of course and it would be like a typewriter or a computer. You would type, put in thin air. You would have to know your keyboard very well, because otherwise, it wouldn’t work. After, all you do is you put your imaginary laptop in your bag, or carry it around and when you have a chance, you print it out by thinking,”Print”. Then the paper that you wrote would print out and if you made any spelling mistakes, too bad for you.

  31. Dear Rebecca
    This would happen automaticly!
    I would also invent a pen that writes your home work for you!

  32. (: Iwould invent a heater that when you push a button a pillow would pop up so you can sit on the heater with out burning your BUTT OFF!Its also comfy!

  33. you know how parents are always asking you to clean up you room. well i would envent a robot that would clean up rooms and all the other chours that evreyone does not want to do……….well if i could

  34. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  35. I think the camto is a great idea Rebecca.

  36. great ideas.
    clowns are always careing stuff i would envent somthing to help the clowns what about a single small pocket flower that if you pushed a button it would transform into any clown object…………….. πŸ™‚

  37. Ben and i were thinking we should make ever lasting flavoured gum, flavours lime, blue raspberry, original, grape, mint, fire mint, spearmint, root beer and coke.

  38. Another one is eraser that doesn’t ware out. A pencil that never gets smaller and never have to sharpen. A pen that never runs out of ink.

  39. those ideas are really goood everyone :-p πŸ™‚ :-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

  40. A baseball with a remote and something in the baseball and the remote asks you how fast or wether to do a curve ball, breaking ball, slider, fast ball, change up, knuckle ball, so on. Or you could do two of those.

  41. A jet pack.

  42. Hover board.

  43. Gum that brushes your teeth and FIGHTS CAVITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. I would make an extra secure computer with a password, a finger print sensor and a saliva tester.

  45. adam yo should make a gum flavour that taste like well um oh a a mystory it could be mushrom for all you know

  46. ;-)Good work Khalil (who is me!!!)

  47. ;-):-(:-)

  48. πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚ 😦 hi guys …….:-) i can wink!!!

  49. um…Adum i think there is a type of gum that brushes your teeth.It is called SPRY or something…Well it does not brush your teeth as good though…

  50. But every bodys idias are sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Also i really like anna’s idea it is a good way to not go into trouble with your mom or dad.

  51. Ok lexie.

  52. i know how to wink to Khalil πŸ˜‰

  53. i would also invent a gum brand that never loses it’s flavor.There would be 10 different flavors so you have a whole selection to choose from

  54. I like Dylan’s and Olivers. Everyones is really GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

  55. πŸ™‚ 😦 πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ 3-)

  56. Anna people do have a mood ring.
    They don’t have a mood floor though.


  57. Hans I like your extra secure computer.
    You could sell that for a lot of money.
    If you need someone to help i can do it with you maybe.
    Your wall ball machine is also a great idea because i like wall ball.

    Good thinking Hans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. Thanks Adam. Great ideas everyone

  59. On yahoo that would be an alien

  60. hello everyone i also like Hans’s wall ball machine.

    and that super computer idea is awespme also….


    πŸ˜‰ Dylan

  61. i like how Rebecca commented on Olivia’s idea πŸ˜€

  62. BUT I ALSO LIKE OLIVIA’S IDEA THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3

    Dylan πŸ˜‰

  63. Olivia did think up an imvention though she probably didn’t mean to A Hair Grower (is what she invented) and incase your Wondering my ankels fine but i can’t do P.E.

  64. Man Brynn You are AWSOME (I’m following Khalils exsample) GO BRYNN!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. YAY! LETS GO BRYNN LETS GO!!! Brynns doing WELL!!

  66. What about a Gum that every time you blew a bubble it would change flavor!

    P.S. my dad had this idea

  67. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰ 😦 :-p

  68. smiley faces are fun fun fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and another!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and another!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰ 😦 πŸ™‚ and i will make a CHEEEEEEEESE machine thanks for listening and by the way i liked Khalils idea(who is me πŸ™‚ 😦 and cheese is good for you it has a high source of calcium, vitamin A and protein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ™‚

  69. eveyones ideas are so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. good gum flavor idea Ben, Dylan and Adam πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

  71. I think that everybody’s ideas are awesome! Just, it is that everybody from our class contributed to this and not some people, but that’s OK. What I mean is that nobody from other classes or anybody else that we don’t know didn’t post a comment… I guess that’s OK though. I think that Ben and Adam’s idea is pretty good. Then gum might be un-prohibited in school!(I made un-prohibited up by the way…) I think that everybody’s ideas are really really good. I bet that a lot of us will be very close to winning the prize if not winning it! I think that we should put our inventions together to make one big invention. That would have a better chance of winning. But if nobody wants to do it, that is good too. Again, I think that everybody is doing awesome! Jasmine πŸ˜‰

  72. Brynn, that is an awesome idea. How are you doing? I hope that you feel better. It is awesome that you are so enthusiastic to come to school even though you sprained your ankle. By the way everybody,I think that we are all doing REALLY well even though some people in our class aren’t writing. It’s OK because some of us are busy. I like it, Adam, how you wrote that it was your idea AND Ben’s. Some people might just say it was their idea and it was an awesome idea and they might start bragging… You are very nice to your best friend. Anyway, we should all make our inventions. I wonder if we have to make our inventions? It would be pretty hard. I would spend YEARS on it!! I would have to wait until I was 20! Oh! I just thought of another idea for an invention. I just thought that there could be a magic wand, like in Harry Potter… It could turn you older and younger and you could disguise yourself anyway you wanted. You could go around like a little girl and you could really be a spy! It would work if you could use the camto (;) πŸ˜‰ Rebecca) and you could be really spying on people… Who knows??? You could be a spy, and you wouldn’t need a license!!! Another invention would be a glasses and nose disguise except it was a ears and mustache and a beard that really combs! I am talking like Penny about Elizabeth Anne…. Anyway, then you could be a little girl for real and you would be wearing a mustache and beard and you would say that you were a midget!! That would be funny. I will see everybody tomorrow!!! I am really sorry for the long entries at a time!!! πŸ˜€ Just experimenting!!! I will see you all at school tomorrow! Oh… I already said that. Bye!!! πŸ™‚


    your welcome Hans they are really good though.
    everyones is good.
    see ya in school.


  74. I like everyone’s but i like Olivia’s idea because with a pen that does your work for you, you wouldn’t have to do your work. But I think you wouldn’t be able to use it all the time or else you wouldn’t learn anything.

  75. thanks Jazzie my ankel is fine but i’m sick maybe we could make a healer invention that helps heal everything!!

  76. WOW!! This is the 80th Answer!!!

  77. Annalise !!!!!!!!!

    zzzzzzzz! dream teacher


  78. i like Rebecca’s comment

  79. πŸ˜€ these are all very good comments πŸ˜€

  80. Hey Mr. T., I have always wanted a machine that shrinks my beloved horse to hamster size when I am not riding,so I can keep it in my bedroom in a hamster cage. Cheaper to feed and transport too. Then when I want to go riding, presto, I can return it to life size. Get someone in your class busy on this one.

  81. Georgia says
    I think it would be cool if you had books that read the story to you.So if you don’t know how to read or don’t want to you can just open the book and get read to.It would also be awesome if you could pick the voice, language or speed that you want to be read to.

  82. Good idea Georgia. I would also add that you could also make it so that you could have the book anywhere so you could listen to it and make it talk to you while you were doing the dishes or something. πŸ™‚

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